A joke easily missed
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Coach McGuirk:
[drunk] You wanna know something? *Anyone* can become a soccer coach. Like, they don't regulate. Like you have to get a degree, right? So you're qualified.
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Nurse Kirkman:
Yes... I do have a degree.
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Coach McGuirk:
Yeah, I'm not. You can become coach, of a sport that you don't care about, you don't know how to play, you're not good with kids. But I have had the job for three years. You'd think that they would check up but they don't.
Dark side of the laaaaaw!
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Coach McGuirk Gets His Own Show!
Well, okay, not Coach McGuirk, it’s comedian H Jon Benjamin, but close enough…
Brendon Small - The Ballad of King Arthur & Robin Hood
The Ballad of King Arthur & Robin Hood
from s3e6 episode Renaissance
via pandyland
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Brendon:
Yes! I, George Washington, born in 1492, freer of the slaves, and the first president of this, our country! Though, savagely impeached for the shooting of Abe Lincoln, I will lead us into the demise of all humans!
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Jason:
I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.
via nomadic-revery
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Submitted by rhythmbrain:
From the episode, Temporary Blindness.
