A joke easily missed
[drunk] You wanna know something? *Anyone* can become a soccer coach. Like, they don't regulate. Like you have to get a degree, right? So you're qualified.
Yes... I do have a degree.
Yeah, I'm not. You can become coach, of a sport that you don't care about, you don't know how to play, you're not good with kids. But I have had the job for three years. You'd think that they would check up but they don't.
Well, okay, not Coach McGuirk, it’s comedian H Jon Benjamin, but close enough…
Brendon Small - The Ballad of King Arthur & Robin Hood
The Ballad of King Arthur & Robin Hood
from s3e6 episode Renaissance
Yes! I, George Washington, born in 1492, freer of the slaves, and the first president of this, our country! Though, savagely impeached for the shooting of Abe Lincoln, I will lead us into the demise of all humans!
I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.