A joke easily missed

A joke easily missed

  • Coach McGuirk:

    [drunk] You wanna know something? *Anyone* can become a soccer coach. Like, they don't regulate. Like you have to get a degree, right? So you're qualified.

  • Nurse Kirkman:

    Yes... I do have a degree.

  • Coach McGuirk:

    Yeah, I'm not. You can become coach, of a sport that you don't care about, you don't know how to play, you're not good with kids. But I have had the job for three years. You'd think that they would check up but they don't.

From S1E2 of the Sarah Silverman Program.

Ron Lynch actually plays the doctor! 

Dark side of the laaaaaw!

Dark side of the laaaaaw!

(Source: peppersprayingcop)

therealmikeholmes:

I Home Movies’d myself.

This is awesome!!  It actually looks a lot like me, too

Coach McGuirk Gets His Own Show!

Well, okay, not Coach McGuirk, it’s comedian H Jon Benjamin, but close enough…

Brendon Small - The Ballad of King Arthur & Robin Hood

The Ballad of King Arthur & Robin Hood

from s3e6 episode Renaissance

via pandyland

  • Brendon:

    Yes! I, George Washington, born in 1492, freer of the slaves, and the first president of this, our country! Though, savagely impeached for the shooting of Abe Lincoln, I will lead us into the demise of all humans!

  • Jason:

    I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.