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Coach McGuirk:
[drunk] You wanna know something? *Anyone* can become a soccer coach. Like, they don't regulate. Like you have to get a degree, right? So you're qualified.
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Nurse Kirkman:
Yes... I do have a degree.
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Coach McGuirk:
Yeah, I'm not. You can become coach, of a sport that you don't care about, you don't know how to play, you're not good with kids. But I have had the job for three years. You'd think that they would check up but they don't.
From S1E2 of the Sarah Silverman Program.
Ron Lynch actually plays the doctor!
Dark side of the laaaaaw!
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Coach McGuirk Gets His Own Show!
Well, okay, not Coach McGuirk, it’s comedian H Jon Benjamin, but close enough…
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Brendon:
Yes! I, George Washington, born in 1492, freer of the slaves, and the first president of this, our country! Though, savagely impeached for the shooting of Abe Lincoln, I will lead us into the demise of all humans!
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Jason:
I am Picasso! I cut off my ear with a razor in a major shaving accident, then mailed it off to an ex-girlfriend, just for laughs! And I guess I paint, too.
via nomadic-revery
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Brendon Small & H Jon Benjamin
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Submitted by rhythmbrain:
From the episode, Temporary Blindness.
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Paula:
Oh, let me ask you something. You're kind of like a doctor, right?
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Pharmacist:
Uh yeah, kinda.
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Paula:
Do you have a drug that makes it so that I'm not made to feel inferior by good-looking people who are in way better shape than me?
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Pharmacist:
Uh, the liquor store is across the street.
